Thursday, April 7, 2011

Jesse Cook - AntiCrossfitter of the Week

As a world traveller, when he isn’t timing his work trips with epic sporting events like the Winter Classic or the World’s Largest Cocktail Party, Jesse has been known to pound a handful of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers washed down with multiple Frosties.  In between all the WODs and sporting events, he also has time to mix with the fast and famous and get custom autographs.  Some of his more accomplished WODS include 7 hours on one bar stool and then eating an entire Costco bag of hot wings in one sitting, before falling asleep in the remaining bones.
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About Jesse
Favorite Food: Curry Chicken
Favorite Drink:  Lucky Lager
Favorite Video Game:  Daytona USA (1993 Style)
Favorite WOD:  Three period of beer league hockey followed by an 8 pack of Lucky Lager while showering up.
Proudest Accomplishment:  Drinking so many $2.50 beers at Augusta National during the 2010 Masters he fell asleep on the course (I was there, I saw it).

AntiCrossfit Hero:  Grimace, the AntiCrossfiting legend and McDonalds representative.
Please post your favorite Cook anticrossfit stories in the comments section.  Keep working hard and one day you too could be the AntiCrossfitter of the week!

Thanks again Cook!

1 comment:

  1. he used to live with my family and after his mom said that he "really didn't eat that much anymore" we decided to take him in out of the goodness of our hearts..... he ended up eating the goodness of our hearts and everything else in the house, causing the family to lose thousands in costco bills. love you big fella.

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